This post occurred to me following the "bump" that hit me yesterday. I went to the terrace to smoke a cigar and get some sun. I sat in a recliner and was already well-off when ... Platapof! gave way under my weight and the floor of ass, with the result of a good cut on one leg and a nice bruise on the kidneys. And of course, then I started thinking and thinking and I remembered my most historic falls, hahahaha ....
The silly: was with a friend in the pool house. Suddenly we heard the whistle of the butane truck, just needed two bottles. We left the water dripping and beach slippers (totally appropriate to run) and caught an empty bottle each to lower the stairs and out into the street by butane. I remember we were going to joke and I was saying: "Run, run, you'll see how good is the butane, hahaha ..." No had just started down the stairs when I tripped, normal, between the happy slippers, all wet and bustle going for the bottle over and I rolled down the stairs behind her. Luckily I did not break anything, it would have been easy, but ended up with bloodied legs and a good bruise.
The most historic and popular: and that day was the family home and the neighbor. So this is well known, hahahaha ..... It was in 2001, the year of heavy snowfall. They were all inside the house but I was in the garden. There was good snow and a fairly thick pool ice (or so I thought). The fact is that I stepped on it to test your strength "if, will hold my weight," "cool, ice skating." I put the other foot and was walking on the ice (just in the deepest area of \u200b\u200bthe pool, 175 cm) when suddenly this broke under my feet. Imagine the impact of my body to break it, the water a few degrees below zero, I do that I sank to the bottom ... I left as I could, others who had seen it all through the sliding glass door of the room and went over there, but I got out my own. I spent a week without being able to work with all the purple body pains and impressive. Occasionally still remember that and they break, hahaha .....
And the most dangerous (or at least to me it seems): but was not exactly a fall because I threw myself. My partner and I were going in the car, drove him and we were discussing. The growing debate was over and I usually have some ready to really bad and some quite unexpected reactions, because I can not think of anything else to open the door and get out with the car running. I was not going very fast, about 30 km / h may not come and luckily no car but I did enough damage even though the "joke" I could have gone much more expensive.
You see, when I I fall I fall really, jajajajajaja ....
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